Thursday, September 29, 2011

Lil Wayne and Nicki Minaj Sextape Being Shopped

A three year old sex tape has surfaced featuring sex tape veteran, Lil Wayne and a woman who appears to be Nicki Minaj, reports

If you have any doubts whether the woman is or isn’t Nicki Minaj, DON’T. Is there really another human woman in this universe with a gigantic ass like Nicki’s? If they sex-tape "handlers" say they've identified the woman as Nicki Minaj, then I believe it. Also, I wonder if Nicki was wearing pink wigs at this point, because THAT would definitely have given her away.

Apparently Lil Wayne set up the camera himself and afterwards the tape circulated amongst Weezy’s friends and ended up in the hands of “some entrepreneurial HOOD DUDES.” I quoted that directly from, their words, not mine.

Now these so-called enterprising “hood dudes” are shopping around the tape for $150,000.

Could this this all just be a big rumor where someone is confusing the Lil Wayne and Nicki Minaj MIXTAPES with a Lil Wayne and Nicki Minaj SEXTAPE? Because that’s a common mistake. I always accidentally say “sextape” when I really wanna say “mixtape,” which is an annoying problem to have when you blog about music. Speaking of sextapes, have y’all heard Justin Biebers…SEE WHAT I MEAN?

Anyways, some guys in New Orleans have the tape and are trying to sell it. I’m sure the people who own Kim Kardashian’s sex tape would be willing to buy this one. They’ve got a thing for freakishly oversized asses.

Lil Wayne was also rumored to have a sex tape with R&B star Nivea, but she’s not that famous so I don’t care.

This isn’t the first time this sex tape rumor has spread. Last year, before Nicki was very famous (like when her only claim to fame was her one verse on “Bed Rock”) it was rumored that Nicki starred in a sextape with other female rapper Remy Ma, but Remy Ma was in jail at the time and denied the allegations. They also claimed to have a sex tape of Lil Wayne and Nicki Minaj, so maybe this is the same sex tape and she’s finally famous enough that people care now?

I wonder how Nicki would feel if the tape leaked? She has said in the past that she doesn’t want to be recognized for her sex appeal, “people though I was more of a sex symbol or a wannabe sex symbol,” she told Fader magazine, “I’m trying to entertain, and entertaining is more than exuding sex appeal. I don’t think that’s fun. I don’t find it fun watching someone try to be sexy. It’s wack.”

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