Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Royal Guard Fired After Calling Kate Middleton Names.

Because Kate Middleton didn’t give him a big hug and call him her BFF, a Royal guard took to Facebook to call the soon-to-be princess a “posh bitch” and a “stuck-up cow”.

Scots Guardsman Cameron Reilly wrote, “Her and William drove past me on Friday and all I got was a sh-tty wave while she looked the opposite way from me, stupid, stuck up cow. Am I not good enough for them! Posh bitch.”

First off, I thought these guards weren’t supposed to say or do anything. I mean, they’re basically lawn decorations with rifles, right? So I’m not exactly sure what he wants from Prince William and Kate Middleton.

But his comment got him booted from working the Royal Wedding, with an Army spokesperson saying, “In view of the nature of the allegation, it would not be appropriate for the individual to be on parade for the Royal Wedding.”

If that’s not enough, Reilly has also posted a ton of racist comments, threatening to shoot at “a massive Jew gathering at the Tower of London”.

An unidentified soldier said of his colleague, “He joined Facebook last year and started posting bizarre things. He doesn’t engage his brain before he types.”

Obviously this guy isn’t shy about his ignorance, which is most likely how he got the job in the first place. He was probably that guy in school who was constantly saying stupid, racist things, and his counselor was like, “what job can we get you where you don’t have to speak? Aha!”

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