Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Tupac Sex Tape Surfaces

Tupac’s music ain’t the only thing back from the grave. A five-minute sex tape that shows Tupac receiving oral sex from a groupie has surfaced, and it’s not so much a sex tape, but rather a video that depicts Tupac drinking, smoking, rapping, dancing, and chilling with a homie ALL while having sex at the same time. It’s either a “how-to-multitask” instructional video or the most X-Rated home video ever.

The tape was shot in 1991 at a house party. Tupac walks into the room with his pants already dropped down to his ankles and his shirt off. TMZ also notes that he is sporting several chains, which is unnecessary information but funny imagery nonetheless.

He orders one of the groupies toward him and she starts performing oral sex on the rapper. In the background, an unreleased Tupac song is heard playing while Tupac sings along and dances.

Then, while the woman is still doing her thing, Tupac holds a drink in one hand and a blunt in the other AND rapper Money B from Digital Underground walks over to Tupac who PUTS HIS ARM around Money B, meanwhile the woman never stops.

According to TMZ, “As the tape ends, it appears he’s ready to being sexual intercourse.” Which is exactly how monkey intercourse is described on the Discovery Channel.

It’s unclear if a second tape exists, presumably the one where “sexual intercourse” would “appear.” However, the person in possession of the tape is planning to release it.

Are they sure this isn’t just an unreleased music video? Aside from the oral sex part, this seems like a pretty standard rap video.

Tupac would just be another celeb in a slew of famous faces to be featured in a sex tape. Last week it was rumored that Lil Wayne and Nikki Minaj have a sex tape that some New Orleans hustler plans to sell.

Last year a sex tape featuring Kendra Wilkinson when she was only 18 and her then boyfriend was released as a DVD entitled, “Kendra Exposed.” She tried to block the release of the sex-tape, not because she was so young but because it was before she had breast implants.

Paris Hilton obviously “starred” in “1 Night in Paris” with her ex-lover Rick Salomon. Although she initially tried to stop distribution of the tape she actually now receives a profit from the distribution of the video.

Kim Kardashian famously appeared in the sex tape with her former boyfriend Ray J, which was sold and titled as “Kim Kardashian Superstar” which is the most misleading title of anything ever.

Other celebs who’s sex tapes you probably never want to see include, Gene Simmons, Verne Troyer (mini-me from “Austin Powers”), John Edwards, Dustin Diamond (the only not-hot-one from “Saved By The Bell”), and Bret Michaels.

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