Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Robert Pattinson Was Disappointed With How Twilight Ended

I was hoping that Robert Pattinson was going to say he was disappointed that his girlfriend sucks, but alas, R-Patz and Kristen Stewart are still totally in love. Rather, Pattinson was sad that nobody cheered or clapped when he and Kristen shot their last scene ever in the Twilight franchise.

Usually when an actor finishes filming their last scene ever in a movie, the director yells "That's a wrap on [insert actors name]" and then the crew and the guys that hold the boom will cheer and clap, or at the very least give that actor a pat on the back and maybe some sort of "wrap" gift like a cookie platter.

However, when R-Patz and K-Stew uttered their last words as Bella and Edward, which probably involved the phrases "I love you more than my need to suck human blood" and "I hope that vampire baby doesn't kill you," the entire crew couldn't get less of a f-k.

Pattinson laments that he and Kristen's last day of shooting wasn't the last day for the rest of the crew, everyone else had to come back one more day to shoot a scene with the werewolves.

"The wolves actually wrapped the whole movie, so our bit was such an anti-climax because it was the end of a week of night shoots," says Pattinson, "But they had the last ever day the next day. So when it was our last bit no one clapped or anything."

They were probably like, thank god we're done with R-Patz, that guy spends more time adjusting his hair in one hour than the average heterosexual male does in a lifetime.

In other R-Patz-is-upset news, Pattinson is one of the most sought-after celebs by Paparazzi, but R-Patz dying wish is to beat up a celeb photographer.

"You know, when the whole thing dries up and there's hardly any paparazzi around - I don't know, in 15 years or something - I like the idea of just paparazzo coming out and trying to get a picture, and I just beat the sh-t out of him," says Pattinson.

Depending on a celebs level of desperation, some stars love the papz, while others keep their head down and make a bee-line straight for their car. Pattinson, however, will stall his car in the middle of the street if that's what it takes to fend off the papz.

"A bunch of paparazzi were following me, and I thought the best way to deal with it was to stop my car in the middle of the street and say, 'I'm not leaving, and I'm not going to speak to you anymore.'"

That's actually the worst way to deal with it. Now, the headline is going to read, "Robert Pattinson doesn't know how to drive a car in America - Stalls car in middle of road!"

He continues, "They got all p-ssed off because they can't just keep taking the same picture...they kept trying to get all these drug dealers to come up to the car."

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