Thursday, May 19, 2011

Get Set! Judgment Day is Two Days & Change Away!

Yes, you heard it! The Judgment is nearly upon us! Get ready! Get right with the Lawd! He's coming! This Saturday, May 21, at about 6 p.m. "local time" (the forecasters don't say for which time zone!) the Judgment is to commence.

At least according to another set of nutballs associated with a California-based "Christian Network" which also broadcasts overFamily Radio. This according to a Denver Post report from two days ago. Well, they are also predicting the "Rapture" will finally occur, and will whisk away all the goody two shoes Xtians before the bad nasties start.

I imagine the latter will translate to monster quakes and tsunamis, Category 5 hurricanes- even in Alaska- and hundreds of F5 tornadoes fifty miles wide plowing back and forth across the world. Not just the heartland, but all of it- from California to Maine. And then.....Christ will come to Judge! But hold strain! Isn't the Anti-christ supposed to emerge first?

Isn't there supposed to be a Seven Year "Tribulation" before the Judgment, and also "Armageddon"? Well..... Let's see what happens.

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