Bank Robbery Of The Century!

Two thieves broke into a bank in the middle of the night and opened a safe. There is only some yoghurt, but no money. They tasted the yogurt. It’s tainted.

The men opened the next safe. There is some yoghurt too; it tastes much better but again – no money. The thieves took on another safe. And there’s yoghurt again.

“John, why don’t you go outside and look if it is indeed a bank!” says one to the other, and he sits down to eat the yogurt which tastes really fresh and nutritious this time.

A couple of minutes later there comes John. “It is definitely a bank!”

“What exactly did the sign say?” “The Sperm Bank of Ohio"