Crystal Harris: Sex With Hugh Hefner Lasted 2 Seconds

Crystal Harris is desperately trying to cling onto the last of her 15 minutes. She went on Howard Stern’s Sirius XM radio show on Tuesday and talked about the only thing that makes her relevant—leaving Hugh Hefner.

When asked about sex with Hugh, Crystal says it only lasted "like two seconds." He’s 85 years old, what did you expect?!

"Then I was just over it," she says. "I was like, 'Ahhh.' I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry."

She claims they’ve only had sex once adding, "He doesn't really take off his clothes," Harris says. "I've never seen Hef naked."

Again. He’s 85 years old, what did you expect?!

Crystal has been linked to Dr. Phil ’s son Jordan since she was engaged to Hef. She denied having an affair but guess who she’s been spending all her free time with these days? You guessed it. Jordan

Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris' wedding called off

Hugh Hefner and his fiancee Crystal Harris have called off their wedding.

The couple have decided to cancel their nuptials just five days before they were due to tie the knot on Saturday (18.06.11) at the Playboy Mansion.

According to TMZ.com, 85-year-old Hugh and Crystal, 25, had a huge argument over the phone last weekend which resulted in the blonde model moving herself and her belongings out of the mansion.

Everything had been in place for the wedding, which was to be attended by over 300 guests.

Crystal had picked a pink Romona Keveza gown to wear and the flower arrangements had been selected to match the dress. Guests were looking forward to enjoying a lavish meal, finished off with a Torrance Baker strawberry cake.

Hugh's spokesperson Kellie Olisky previously said: "No expense is being spared for the wedding. It isn't even a compromise, because Hef wants Crystal to have the wedding of her dreams.

"Hef asked that the flowers be bursting with colour and this will look great with Crystal's lighter coloured theme everywhere else."

Crystal's two sisters and Playmate Anna Berglund were supposed to have been bridesmaids, while Hugh's brother Keith and the media mogul's sons Marston, 20, and Cooper, 19, had been asked to form the groom's party.

Hugh has been married twice before.

He wed his first wife Mildred Williams - with whom he has two children, daughter Christie, 58, and son David, 55 - in 1949 before divorcing her 1959.

He then he tied the knot with one-time Playboy Playmate Kimberley Conrad - the mother of Marston and Cooper - in 1989, before filing for divorce 11 years later, although the separation was only finalised in March 2010